THE DERBY
The Derby is as rich in history and pagentry as any race in the Triple Crown, but has been adapted to fit within the constructs of any MBA classroom. Betting occurs and is encouraged by most, but not necessary to enjoy The Derby. (Don't forget to watch the Wendy's movie version).

Players: 2 - 20, can be more but you will need at least five unknowing participants. One player will serve as treasurer (usually an accounting person) and another as the official recorder of wagers. These two entities must be kept separate to keep all inproprieties at a minimum. It is recommended that an independent racing commission be set up to settle any disputes.
Equipment Needed: Paper and pencil. Plus a safe place to store the kitty.
Preparation: Before each game, each participant must ante up, if wagering, and place their bets with the recorder. The bets follow along the line of the win, place, show, exacta, and trifecta. Please consult your local racetrack for pay-out details or make your own rules.


The Game: Each participant selects the three classmates he/she believes will be the first to ask the professor a question as soon as class ends. The bettors should order their picks according to how they feel the "racers" will finish. Several rules must be followed. First there can be no physical actions taken to impede "racer's" progress. However, verbal cheering and distraction are allowed and considered an art in some circles. Once a winner is determined payouts are made by the treasurer. Some players even attach odds to individuals and promise to increase the pay out if longshots materialize. Bettors may not themselves ever be racers or reveal to other racers that there is even a race. This is known as the "Pete Rose Rule." Players violating this rule will be treated as was Mr. Rose with shame and banishment.

This page was contributed anonymously by an outstanding MBA student. Warning: Playing the Derby may be hazardous for those whose academic performance lags the pack as you become flabbergasted through in-class Butthead imitations, rather than going to the front of the class.